Dick Poisoning

The sickness you get after sucking a nasty guys dick.

Last night, I gave willy head, and now I have dick poisoning!

by willylovesdadick August 7, 2010

preach poison

(v.) To defame with nitpicked and irrelevant facts. Used mainly by Jamaicans (Preach dem poison)

Michael Moore likes to preach poison about the USA.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

poison candy

A term used to describe the taste of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

I love the taste of poison candy in the morning!

by Teddy2789 November 28, 2007

Poison the Well

released the cd "the opposite of december" one of the few perfect albums out there where every song is good. epitome of good hXc.

but then the fucking sell outs changed their style/topics and even voice, released t-shirts in hot topic and started touring with pussy scremo mtv bands like thrice and tbs

oh man, when i see the lead singer of poison the well, he will get a kick square in the balls

go pick up "women and children die first" by remembering never instead, another perfect cd.

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

poison the roach

To perform a naughty deed.

I caught Jack trying to poison the roach last night.

by Kazumi T January 5, 2006

Drink Poison

Expression:

An expression frequently employed by IRC chatters and message board posters to convey their complete contempt for another chatter or poster in response to a particularly asinine question or comment.

H4x0r J03: "LOLROFLHAHA U F4GG07!1!! T3H H4X0RZ L33T 5KI11Z H4V3 0WND YUO!!!!1!!"
Pete: "Drink poison."

by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004

poison sperm

The sperm that evil horse obsessed men release during sexual intercourse

Nervous Mule:"Fuck, you got your poison sperm all over my sheets you cunt!"

Mother:" Son, your a bad egg, Poison sperm..."

by Miguel Sanpadros April 21, 2006