curtains on the nines

Curtains - Vag, Puss lips = awesome
On the nines - Stoner lingo regarding the best weed
So its pretty much the best of the best.
Introduced on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show 08/22/08

Man that bitch has the curtains on the nines pussy!

by Rallyeo October 16, 2008

Nine Volt

1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.

Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.

by JB February 24, 2004

Nine-Eleven

September 11th, 2001.

"Ever since Nine-Eleven there's been nothing but mass censorship and stuff."

by Dave January 15, 2004

Nine Iron

A slang term for a gun. This is the result of a combination of 9mm and iron.

"You'd better bring your nine iron, just in case"

by Jimminny June 17, 2008

Nine Divine

Getting a blowjob while playing Oblivion (Elder Scrolls 4)

"I just for a Nine Divine"

MY two favorite things: blowjobs and oblivion

by ES-Fan November 19, 2010

Back Nine

The act of having anal sex while on a golf course.

Hey baby, lets go to the golf course and do the Back Nine.

by Golf-Pro641128 February 17, 2010

Year Nines

Eww. General girls who have knobs growing out of their foreheads.

Eww that dickhead's such a year nines.

by Timbucktoodleloo February 18, 2009