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Holder’s Dilemma

A renowned philosophical thought exercise. A man finds himself with in a situation in which he is two inches inside his mother, and his father is two inches inside of him. Do you go forward or backward?
We traumatized out uber driver by discussing the philosophical merits of Holder’s Dilemma, and how Aristotle himself was quoted as saying, “fuck dude I don’t know, the hell is wrong with you?”.
by the_real_jack_holder June 7, 2025
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Aidan holder

An ugly nerd with no friends who watches suspicious videos on the internet.
Eww its Aidan Holder get the repelent
by Kewl kid Klub KKK for short October 13, 2022
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condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.
DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”
by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025
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Lela mean butt holder

The wife of Ryan Thomas Holder but her real name is Lela Star. Pss Nicole Kay Holder not Alonzo.
Did you see Lela mean butt holder today she didn't even pass Rye guy his weapon.
by Nohandle@weather August 27, 2021
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toblerone holder

the triangle formed by a woman's poon and her inner thighs
Damn, look at that toblerone holder, I'd like to bury my face in that!
by CoffeeTABLE March 2, 2015
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clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.
When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!
by elle3000 February 5, 2012
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Candle Holder

On the 14th of December, we celebrate National Candle Holder day. This day is used to shed light upon those/us who hold the candle for our taken 💍 friends

Definition: the 3rd wheeler/ The “bystander” who is there whilst the couple is doing couple tings.
Eg. you are the candle on the table, in between the couple on their date

“I saw, Palesa was the Candle Holder for Noah and Kristen. It was cute but sad”
by Payless :) December 14, 2022
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