grandpa pop

An extraordinarily good and well loved person.

“Man, I wish I was like grandpa pop.”

“You are, kid. You are.”

by anothercoolmove March 4, 2020

Listening to grandpas jukebox

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it

Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.

by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020

rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

grandpa frisk

A grandpa who is named Frisk who likes Chez and ToiletPaper and has a fetish for Cash Money

Grandpa Frisk: MASSAGE MEH FET JONEE BOAH

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.

* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.

by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020

Uncle-grandpas

A term used to describe pyjamas only an old man would wear.

Did you see John last week? He ran across the street in his uncle-grandpas!

by GrandpaJoe1240281 October 29, 2020

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn

It's where a younger man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's lactating tits and it is mixed together to breastfeed an older man

Lance cum all over Pat's lactating tits mixing it into a Cheesy batter and feeding to Keith by allowing him to suck on her nasty pancake tits calling it Grandpa's cheesy Barn

by Poker Face 112 September 17, 2017