String-board

It is, apparently, some lost person's definition of the Shadow Caper's guitar.
The Shadow Caper and I were walking down the street after we had given a show to our hometown. And honest to whatever you believe in, this girl came up to us and said she liked our string-board. Read the example because that's honestly what happened. It was kind of stupid, but funny at the same time
Girl: "Hey! I dug the show you guys put on the other night. It rocked! I thought that you(*shadow caper*) rocked on the...string-board thing"
She could not get the word off her tounge. I'm pretty sure she meant"guitar"

Shadow Caper:"Guitar?"
Girl:"The what?"
Shadow Caper: You know, it has six strings and a lot of them have a hole in them"
Girl: "oh yeah"
by Cameron Grzadzieleski December 9, 2004
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Honor Board

(v) very similar to water boarding. But in the end you confess that you cheated to the Stevens Honor Board instead of mentioning your crimes as a terrorist.
Yo, Matt was Honor Boarded and was kicked out of school.
by TheSexBo-ombs September 29, 2018
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Charcuterie Board

Millennial slang describing a highly presentable tray of drugs for communal use. These are well-organized and often accompanied by devises for consumption - metal straws, etc.
Kelby offered a wonderful charcuterie board at his brunch party.
by tylerliving March 20, 2022
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Squirrel board

A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.

A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
Trapper Eugen killer trapper Piotr when he discovered him using his squirrel board!
by Social Observer 2.0 June 27, 2016
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CLAP BOARDS

In basketall, When you slap the backboard, after you take a lay up.
How you cant clap boards???
Shit is lite
by J. eAsY February 9, 2008
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board meeting

a group of friends or coworkers consuming alcohol together, usually during a happy hour. significant others, bosses and mooching not invited. may or may not be at a pre-determined time and/or place.
Accounting has a board meeting the second thursday every month at the Grind.

Ted text messaged his crew: "board meeting@5"
by nigrodha February 3, 2007
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Chore Board

A definitive list of the "Who's Who" in hook-ups. Created by stupid skanks at a Colorado hippie commune.
After receiving multiple donkey punches, the girls developed the Chore Board. They now deserve multiple Sloppy Biffles.
by passion partier April 23, 2009
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