shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

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The heroine junkies hand shake

How heroine junkies greet each other.

Step one: both parties hold out their outstretched, track marked arms,

step two: both take the avalable hand, and slap eachother's track marks for good luck.

: Enjoy!

while walking down the streets of brooklyn, i often witness the heroine junkies hand shake, before, and after drug deals

by Iwantmymovieback January 6, 2009

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Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

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Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

by Poiker April 20, 2004

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The Adventures of Ben and Shane

a popular underground comic- writen by Ben Williams and Shane Roe, and illustrated by Ben williams, it is a book about the adventures of two pirates metioned in the title, the autors are currently working on more books to the series.

also see:
pirates
strawberryham jam

Jeffrey read his favorite book, The Adventures of Ben and Shane.

by Jeffrey Mullet March 25, 2007

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