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Redneck Roulette

A version of Russian roulette, but for rednecks. A microwave equipped with a turntable inside is place on the center of a table (this requires an extension chord). Multiple rednecks sit around the microwave evenly-spaced apart. Place a handgun with one bullet in the chamber inside the microwave. Turn the microwave on for 5 minutes. The handgun will rotate around on the turntable inside the microwave. When the handgun fires, whoever gets shot loses.

Disclaimer: Be sure to only have one bullet inside the gun and that it is in the chamber. If there are other bullets in the clip or revolver, those bullets will also fire and you will damage your handgun.

Do not ever try this!
"Well I'll tell you what. Night before last, me and the fellers done played redneck roulette at Tami Sue's place, and Bobby got shot real good.
by PDX Pilot 1 April 24, 2015
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Roulette Ratio

The ratio of people jerking off to people not jerking off on chat roulette. Usually quiet high.
Dude, the Roulette Ratio was so high last night. I swear i saw more cock than face.

The roulette ratio was about 50:50
by The One And Lonely December 14, 2010
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clap roulette

when you have sex with a lot of women and you get the clap.
My friend Alex had sex with so many women. I swear, he's playing the clap roulette!
by elnego July 6, 2018
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Reproductive Roulette

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011
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[Diarrhea Roulette]

The act of walking around nervous that an unsuspectingfart may be the one loaded with a diarrhea bullet. Not to be confused with a shart, this is a full blast of watery shit that will ruin undergarments.
"I ate 20 hot wings last night and drank shitty beer." "I walked around playing diarrhea roulette all day, until the chamber had one in it." "I had to throw the underwear out!"
by STROMVADER September 30, 2013
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URL Roulette

Being that bored, you scroll through your recent URL's and pick one at random.
Lucas - i was soo bored i decided to play URL Roulette and ended up Rick rolling myself!

Nicky - lmfao
by Kenyons May 4, 2011
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Roulette Regret

The feeling one has after doing something embarrassing or regretful on ChatRoulette.
Greg had a serve case of roulette regret after dancing naked on ChatRoulette the night before.
by IwishIdidntdothatonwebcam April 5, 2010
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