St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Matty

a man that's smart but a bit horny

hey matty you're smart

matty please get off i don't consent

by gayhornymeninyourarea May 3, 2024

Mattie

Swings at people in the streets, then doesn’t talk to them

She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie

by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022

mattie

honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*

oh my god is that the gay mf names mattie?! oh dear, yes it is.

by mattiemybeloved March 15, 2022

Trenton & Mattie

Trenton has the biggest heart and is very loyal and loving to the person important to him. Mattie can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. Together Mattie and Trenton are the cutest couples in the galaxies, they shine brighter than the sun, their love makes others happy. AND THEY'RE BOTH HELLA CUTE.

Bob: Have you seen Trenton & Mattie? arent they the cutest??
Moo: yes and yes.

by moomooooo23 April 18, 2021

Mattie

she is so sexy with good boobs and low-key a slag . she is always high

A: yo that's Mattie!
B: wife her up!!

by m2trapppy March 23, 2022

mattis ehm

It's a person with a fanomaly huge heart (Penis) He often fuck people I like his big cock inside my tide pussy . But he is also an person who listen to me

Mattis ehm is nice and organized person.With a big dig

by Effy Koenig January 3, 2017