ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Mani

A little shit with no friends. (he also is a chat mod)

lets not Mani this one

by poopshit69 September 3, 2022

it’s national make mani a edit

ok january 2nd you have to make @therealdiorli/ mani a edit

dior: you should make me a edit

lulu : if i fell like it or have the motivation

dior ; it’s national make mani a edit day

by unknownuser33047 January 2, 2022

Mani

It's a Persian name, commonly used for boys.
Mani is used to putting his penis in the mousetrap and he enjoys this pain.
if you have a Mani in your life do this favor for him, he will appreciate it.

I'll buy you all of the mousetraps in the world Mani.

by Ole Gunnar Solskjær Lover November 22, 2021

Mani

The kindest,
Most intelligent,
Beautiful girl to ever walk on the face of this earth

Wow mani your dropdead georgous

by Andrew45smith December 13, 2020

Mani

Mani They’re Loyal, Caring, Big Dick Minded, Fun to Be around if you want a mani go and get you one you won’t regret it

Mani Has The Biggest Yea I’ve Seen In A While

by Adxt November 23, 2021

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021