Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

[lipstick lumberjack]

A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.

There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.

by Termitescout October 18, 2013

Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.

Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.

by JKWeb June 2, 2011

lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite May 23, 2018

Lumberjack mayt

A friend who after a night taking mdma one becomes a lumberjack.

May proceed to sing, I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids mayt!

Aw yeah, I was up with Jean last night necking pills, he became a lumberjack mayt!

That lad Sid is one hell of a lumberjack mayt.

by Chaz G May 26, 2024

Lumberjacking

Placing a woman on all fours while one man enters from the doggy position and the other man enters her mouth

James and I were lumberjacking Sara last night and it was the best! We had her on all fours and I was going at her from the back and James was getting head.

by James’s friend October 14, 2022

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023