Gooch Bison

The bison living in the area between your balls and asshole.

I have a herd of 20 gooch bison living on my taint.

by nismoKPS13 April 26, 2006

gooch grease

But crack oil

Dingleberry juice

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat

by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021

gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"

Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."

by Pavelski8 December 3, 2007

Panko Gooch

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.

After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.

Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.

by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014

Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.

Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.

by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011

Thunder Gooch

An extremely hard and fierce kick to the gooch, from behind, to a sleeping person. Can be used on an awake person walking up stairs.

Stan was being an asshole, so when he passed out, we all took turns thunder gooching him.

by 431 plus one October 18, 2011