academic fisting

(noun) the process in which a scholarly institution, such as a college or university, renders a student to a state where he or she feels as comfortable as he or she would have been if he or she had received a metacarpal enema. (see fisting)

variations of the term include, but are not limited to
academically fisting, academically fisted

Jon: Dude, I have three exams back to back this week, I just got a C- on my last exam, and my professor just gave us another assignment due next week.
Matt: Dude, you are getting academically fisted, hard.
Jon: Yeah, this is a serious case of academic fisting.

by Richard Shunnairy, RBN July 13, 2016

Fist Mesh

An alternate and arguably more dignified term for "Fist Bump" in which two people 'mesh' their knuckles together when their hands are closed into fists.

Often done after accomplishing something successfully or when someone wishes to express agreement over something.

Dexter: "You suck."
Ally: "No your mom sucks!"
Toni: "Good one, fist mesh!"

by TheLeiish September 28, 2009

Pictorial Fisting

When a person sends someone a picture or other image or video with the intent of mocking them or showing the recipient they have something better or something the other person wishes they had or could have.

Sarah, remember that big beautiful house you showed me online and said you would love to own…well I bought it!

Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!

by DTrackMan January 26, 2022

ham-fisting

the act of repairing things with little knowledge on the proper way of doing it. Similar to back yard mechanic but with the incentive to improve performance or resale value of the object being repaired

Did you see Nathan and Nick ham-fisting that ramp? I will probably break when they try to jump off of it.

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

Cat Fisting

The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it (usually performed by rednecks) after performing this act it is not unusual for the participant's hands to be bloodied

Jim- Why is your arm so scratched up?
Jeff- I was cat fisting.

by Landon Morehead December 17, 2008

Red Fist

The world's most dominant Rock Paper Scissors team. This dispute resolution powerhouse, is also referred to as the Legion of the Red Fist.

The Legion of the Red Fist recently claimed with 2003 World RPS title.

by El Diablo November 2, 2003

fist list

The female version of Spank Bank.

A collection of people / images that a woman wishes to retain for masterbational purposes.

When Norma first saw Jemook walking down the street she knew he'd be added to her fist list.

by Jeremy King August 31, 2006