dangly anus

when a person's anus becomes so over-used through intercourse it becomes dangly.

Jane Doe has been stuffed in the bottom so many times her tight sphincter has become a dangly anus.

by tizzle sprizzle November 24, 2009

Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)

My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.

Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.

by CodeAlias July 23, 2014

pinch anus

When something is super cool, awesome, bad ass or tight.

Bro, lets meet at the brewery, I have to show you my new fixie. That shit is pinch anus.

by WindellsE May 7, 2018

Sarlacc Anus

When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?

Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.

by Jeffgoldblum37 April 7, 2022

Gayness in the Anus

Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it

Definition 2: When gay people do it

Gay people put the gayness in the anus

by Tarley May 2, 2007

left anus

When you take a nasty shit but the ass crust only reaches your left ass cheek.

I just shat my left anus.

by CheekyArse October 27, 2015