january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 01, 2019

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july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. literally exact.

guy 1: exactly what time is it?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm.

by jsavy July 26, 2024

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June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage

June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.

Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro

by renegaderadar June 26, 2020

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