Thanos Snapper

Thanos snapper is a hard purple dick of thanos of avengers

Thanos snapper slapped her across the face.

by Purple dick June 6, 2020

Thanos balls

big sexy purple zesty squid sacks that are typically wrinkly and saggy, and are known to attract and penetrate people of both genders.

1: omg did you see Thanos balls on that sex magazine?
2: you mean his big sexy purple zesty squid sacks? Oh yess!

by Mr. McNugget April 21, 2022

Daddy Thanos

He is the hottest linguistic teacher you will ever have. He is a Daddy on his own right. Every time he walks in the class my heart starts raising, my palms start sweating and I wanna kiss him. He is the DILF I can't help but dream about. Please be nice to him bcs he is my favourite, even though I can't have him...

1:who is this hottie?

2: That's daddy Thanos and back off bitch he is mine.

by Daddy Thanos April 2, 2022

thanos cum

When the character thabks from marvel cums.

“Look at all this thanos cum”!

by HorniestManAlive666 July 22, 2021

Thanos Center

Just as Thanos's snap was technically a halfway point between "nobody dies" and "everybody dies", other ideas can be said to occupy the "Thanos Center" of policy options if they are in the middle in some technical way despite being radically extreme and appallingly unacceptable to the vast majority of people.

A national highway speed limit of 35 mph is the Thanos Center, not a realistic compromise!

by jdfree August 10, 2021

Dirty Thanos

when someone sticks a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up their gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly .

I was bored so i pulled a Dirty Thanoswith my gf last night

by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

Thanos Snap

To perform a "Thanos snap" or to have a "Thanos snap" performed is to reduce something by half.

Human1: Hey, did you know that over the next century global warming is going to give a Thanos snap to all life on earth?
Human2: No I didn't, well that sucks.

by Pancake Knight December 9, 2018