Tectoned

A term named after sexy af youtuber tectone. The term refers to someone who is getting terrible luck on a gacha game especially the weapon banner in genshin impact.

Fuck, I'm getting tectoned!

by ShampooDrinker September 15, 2021

Testocules

The male testes, or the contents of the sack.

"It's itchin' all up in my testocules!"

by Travino September 11, 2003

Textonese

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.

I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese

by Skeeter Clemens March 10, 2008

Textonym

In text or SMS messaging, a textonym is a word that is typed using the same sequence of keys on a phone's numeric keypad as another word.

Cow is a textonym of boy and any (typed using 2 6 and 9 on a phone).

by waltzing October 7, 2008

textopause

After a prolonged period of being textually active, one become less interested in texting.

Initial symptoms include periods of hesitation prior to sending a text. Full blown symptoms are when one is not longer able to text due to lack of textibido.

Cure includes textolygamy.

Have you heard from Lesley lately? She doesn't text me anymore...does she have textopause?

by von Brown May 19, 2010

testosterone jones

any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male

look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Testostocrat

Someone who condones rule by men.

A feminist response to a chauvanistic comment or joke: "Oh piss off, you testostocrat!"

by Leeroyuk February 27, 2011