Texas Roundabout

When you cut a hole in a cactus and proceed to fuck it
Hey bro wanna come to the desert tonight and do a Texas Roundabout with me?
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Texas Marinara

This is when you have more red cards in your hand than black cards.
After getting dealt all hearts, I announced to the table “I have a Texas Marinara”
by LaHound June 28, 2018
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Texas Wheelchair

Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.
Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?
by furiousness June 13, 2011
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Ranger texas

Ranger Texas a place old dope whores and bar flies come to die. A small town that's only attraction is the liquor store.
Let's go to Ranger Texas and find us a whore on the way back from the liquor store
by Manda79 April 17, 2021
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Texas Snowflake

The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.
My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.
by Crazypatty July 17, 2009
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texas red

1. Texas Red or sulforhodamine 101 acid chloride is a red fluorescent dye, used in histology for staining cell specimens, for sorting cells with fluorescent-activated cell sorting machines, in fluorescence microscopy applications, and in immunohistochemistry. Texas Red fluoresces at about 615 nm, and the peak of its absorption spectrum is at 589 nm. The powder is dark purple. Solutions can be excited by a dye laser tuned to 595-605 nm, or less efficiently a krypton laser at 567 nm. The absorption extinction coefficient at 596 nm is about 85,000 M−1cm−1.

2. Texas Red, a character in the country ballad Big Iron by Marty Robbins

3. A wrestler ring name
1. #KeepTexasRed safely stored at -20° C so that it doesn't lose its cell-staining properties.

2. In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more

3. Rolland "Red" Bastien had gone by the moniker Texas Red for a time, but I think Mark William Calaway might be the more famous wrestler to have used Texas Red as their ring name before he took on the mantle of The Undertaker.
by b_b_OK June 07, 2020
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Sparks, Texas

A small community in the eastside of El Paso, famous for its strip clubs and good weed
man i just went to "Sparks,Texas" first i went to pick up some weed and some liquor to pre-game before hitting up the strip clubs.

"Sparks, Texas" is cool place to be
by crazypete23 December 13, 2011
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