Techno Christmas

A post-Christmas celebration where board games are played and techno is hardly listened to.

William: So Hannah, when is Techno Christmas?

Hannah: Not sure actually.

by Dr. William December 26, 2008

cow techno

Techno music that has a strong bass sound. If heard from afar, it sounds like a cow raving to techno.

"What kind of music are they playing in the gym, cow techno?"

by cocaine zomie ™ November 21, 2007

Techno Punk

A "Techno Punk" is someone who:
-Enjoys techno
-Enjoys punk
-Has or has had odd-coloured hair
-Is also a Mindless Self Indulgence fan
-Likes neon
-Loves clubs

Kind of like a club kid without the Michael Alig, the psycho clothes, and the hardcore drug use.

Also known as an "Electro Kid".

Much like a Technemo.

Techno Punk #1: I like bands like Mindless Self Indulgence, Alexisonfire, SMB, My Chemical Romance, Retard-O-Bot, Underoath, Vyncent Flaw, and He Is Legend! And I just died my previously pink hair green!
Techno Punk #2: Oh my! That means you're a techno punk!

by Talya Gray December 25, 2008

hard techno

Fast Techno with rolling beats circa 1998-2002
The most extreme of the techno
purely a rave format (not heard in clubs)

"what kinda music is this?"
"hard techno"

by jon August 25, 2005

Techno girl

Told as the girl who has a sex appeal for several person in the school

The techno girl is hot

by asdasjioads| December 12, 2007

techno priest

Someone who uses online gaming as a means of spreading there religous beliefs. Some techno priests are quite stuck up about their beliefs to the point they will subtly berate those who are non believers. Often contradict themselves by preaching over shooting or m games due to their higher popularity, as well as using them as a stepping stone . All religions can have techno priests, not just christianity.

guy 1:"Dude I straight up shot that guy in the face!"
techno priest:"You know if this was real life god would send you to hell for killing a man. But if you believe in jesus as your saviour then you will-"
*(techno priest) booted*
guy 1:"Damn techno priests, annoying is what they are."

by charlie lower February 19, 2008

techno-tard

Someone who have great difficulty navigating new technology, as in: computer programs, DVD players, cell phones, etc.

Jon is such a techno-tard -- he got a great new computer but still hasn't figured out how to get on the Internet.

Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!

by a/l April 20, 2008