te velde

a te velde is someone you don’t want to mess with. he’s 7 feet tall, has curly gray hair, extremely bushy eyebrows, and will probably rape you. he’s so creepy he got his dress codes taken away from him and got a teacher suspension bc he stares at girls. STAY AWAY FROM TE VELD!
bro that’s mr. te velde is such a te velde stay away from him.
by my dick is red November 11, 2019
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te encablo

When a warden shoulder bashes the shit out of you multiple times
Warden: te encablo

Enemy: shit
by The wardone September 27, 2020
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Te-shi

Another word for ”marijuana” in French.

Its verlan for ”shit” which means Marijuana or weed
”Have you heard about all the Te-shi trevor smoked last night?”

”Damn that Te-shi was good! Where did you get it from?”
by Yfrench February 02, 2021
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te he raw

When someone says something true and funny
Tim: you look like a panda
Sarah: I know right te he raw
by Maddy dyke January 19, 2019
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Te gusta el jazz

A Spanish translation of the famous line in the Bee Movie: "Ya like jazz?"
Often used by masters of the Spanish language.
Can convince anyone in to following you or destroy them by the power of memular radiation
Person 1: Te gusta el jazz?
Person 2: *Dies from overexposure to memular gravity*
by Memes, Weapons December 04, 2019
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te araroa

te araroa is a very nice girl who has a amazing personality and does not give a fuck what people think and she is very outgoing and is a great friend if you let her be she can light a room in one second with her jokes
i’ve had a bad day untill te araroa walked in!!
by November 23, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Te Le Meto During Seco City Hours Iowa.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025
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