tail nail

Common euphamism for anal sex. Usually Male on Female.

I totally tail nailed Lauren last night!

by Mystro1974 June 11, 2006

Camel tail

When a guy wears his pants to tight and you can see the outline of his penis

Dude, did you see Paul sporting a camel tail today at work? Someone needs to say something!

by Heather RT February 21, 2009

Bunny Tail

When suffering from ‘The shits’ and ones only option for freedom is to wedge toilet paper in between your arse cheeks.

Couldn't get off the bog the other day and had to be out for half past. Had to Bunny Tail it so I wasn't late

by Danlarr90 February 20, 2019

a mermaid tail

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.

me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!

by someone who seems crazy August 20, 2016

Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'

by Sity January 1, 2008

The tail is on the donkey

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.

"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce

by The Lilmeister October 15, 2011

Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012