Tube Steak

A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long

1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!

2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?

Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!

by T_rump_supporter September 11, 2013

tube light

some one whos slow when it comes to jokes
it takes him a while to get a joke.

tube lights flash 3-4 times before they go on.

a slow person blinks 3 - 4 times before getting a funny joke and then laughs

maaan ur such a fuckin tube light
i hate tellin jokes to tube lights
your a tube light, ass hole
you killed the joke tube light

by Sincere February 28, 2005

Hit The Tube

verb- The a act of two or more friends watching Youtube videos and discussing them through IM, Text, Chat, etc.

David: Ill talk to you later

Mark: Wanna play football later?

David: No lets just Hit The Tube

Mark: Yay

by TinoDag November 3, 2010

feeding tube

Something that should be removed when it's clear that the recipient has become a shell of its former self and where there's no hope of any sort of dignified future existence.

The Simpsons should have its feeding tube removed.

by Fantastic_Dan March 23, 2005

Noob tube

Usually refers to the grenade launcher in Call of Duty 4 due to it's high power and wide kill radius, and especially it's easiness to use.

Alex over the headset on Xbox live:
"Dude, this kid with the noob tube killed me like 6 times already, its really pissin' me off!"

by Jboydope June 9, 2008

Fart Tube

A tube connecting one's anus to another's nose. Variation on 'Fart Mask'.

If I stick a tube from another man's anus to my nose, does it make me gay?

Somethin's brewin'. Fancy a Fart Tube?

by Farttubemmkay December 8, 2009

tube surfing

to balance (hands-free) while riding the subway in London, which is called the tube (hence, tube surfing)

"Right mate, we were kicked off the bloody tube for tube surfing"

by bonster2000 April 1, 2007