townie

Townie:1, typically wears Adidas tracksuit bottoms, and a Donnay top thats is either too big or too small, maby to share with all his/her half brothers or sisters.
2, Their typical insults are based on other peoples mothers like: 'and ya mum' or 'i had ya mum last nigh' another insult is 'wot ya gay' this insult is normaly aplied when you try to talk to them in a rational way. When you ask them a question which seems too challenging they resort to 'ya homosexual lil' gay'.

Standing out side McDonalds and you walk past, they will say something like 'ya mum'

by the jew scout January 24, 2004

townie

*Townie* Lads and lasses who congregate into a pic "posse" and go around dissin the fit skaters of the world..makes me sick.
the girls wear short normally white skirts with a black thong,a REALLLY low top so all there gold fake shit hangs into there cleavage,and wear so much hairspray they dont need bobbles cause there hair stays like that with out them...wear high heals which they cant walk in OR wear a hooded top sayin "babe" or "Princess" or "FCUK" and "Trakki" bottoms wif them tucked into there socks
Lads:walk round wif there "Trakkis" tucked into socks,wif a hooded top and there cap on normally with hood up. Proberly walking round with a fake gun pretendin to shoot people/objects. at nite u will find em outside a club with a bottle of cider arguin with the bouncer to let them in with there "Bitches" with the fag on linkin on to there arms pouting at the bouncer in all there fake "Bling"

"you biatch,just cruisin in my low rider init?"
"Maaan look at them sub woofers..wanna go pull some biatches?"
"Yeah man"*Goofy laff*

by Wizziwoo March 05, 2004

townie

aka scummy twat, living in a burberry caravan with 1264illegitimate children, all sporting hooped earings and shaven hair

Townie: 'Owaaay woh ya doin ya fuckin cunt'
Normal person: 'laughing at you, prick'

by BlinginMongHead January 07, 2005

townie

they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.

townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons?
normal person:no sorry
townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have.
and then they assault you.

by cj February 23, 2004

Townie

A townie is a term used by Creekersto describe people who were raised in a town.

Townies care what they wear and are all about the fashion

Townies have low-morals, are jerks, and treat women with no respect.

Glen:Lets go into Town
Creeker:I hate townies though!
Glen:good point... but we should go to 7-11
Creeker:Ok, Deal!

by Vitamin G July 28, 2005

townie

NOT someone who goes to town almost every day. Whoever thinks this must be a noob or a thick fat fish. They have the personality of a chav basically.

"u lookin at me, i'll bang u out m8."
"fuck off u townie"

by Lotty April 24, 2005

Townie

A Townie is NOT AT ALL like a chav, in the sense of thinking they're hard when they're not, and being an all around TWAT. Townies do wear sports clothes, like sports, but dont hate moshers or goths, and dress similarly to a chav but not the same.

Townie: Alright?
Goth: Hey
Mosher: Hi guys
Townie: The footy was great today!
Goth: I'm not into that
Mosher: Same
Townie: Oh well lol

by Matt Read August 21, 2005