A Butt Ton

A value of measurement relating to the mass of Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, and Kim Kardashian's Asses combined.

"Man the universe is a butt ton bigger than me!"

by DyingHawk June 2, 2015

Nathans 12 Ton Spunkmobile

A car that runs on natgans spunk
Also known as a diet of natgnas spunk

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by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Let's go I'm a two ton slayer

Let's go I'm a two slayer is a popular term from the song Cancelled by Shnilsi Music.

"Let's go"
"I'm a two ton slayer!"

"We won! Let's go I'm a two ton slayer!"

by Daniel - CFO November 18, 2020

shit ton

Roughly 2000 times the normal amount of what you are describing. Usually used in exaggeration.

"Hey, I got a shit ton of beer in the car guys, can I get some help?"

by Jeff Greene December 31, 2008

shit ton

A whole shit load

Dude, theres a shit load of Vj in here. (Check def. for VJ)

by Vj Hunter October 30, 2003

fen-ton

Used to describe the act of repeatedly missing or cancelling appointments.

I know I cancelled the meeting three times already but I am gonna have to Fen-ton this meeting.

Man 1: I knew he wouldnt make it today.

Man 2: Yep.....told you he would fen-ton.

by GooseIRL September 9, 2011

balls-ton

Adv: considerably, very, especially

This wonton soup is balls-ton delicious.

by ekooooo October 9, 2005