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Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag August 30, 2006
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Tolu

Tolu is the best guy in the world. He is so amazing. He is a Half Nigeria Half American badass. He is so popular. Anyone with the name Tolu is always nice and talented. If you hear of a guy called Tolu be that guy's friend because he is the best.
Tolu is the King of Awesomeness.
by BigT2005 September 18, 2019
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zero tolerance

A policy, usually by American schools that any reference to a gun, violence, or drugs will get you expelled automatically with no trial.
Because of zero tolerance, Markie was suspended for pointing a chicken strip at a teacher and said, "bang!"
by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005
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Tollhouse

Tits that resemble Giant Tollhouse cookies.
Dam yo, that girl has some fuggin Tollhouses.
by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 3, 2003
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tollbar

quite litteraly the worlds most communist school
freind: hey i got a grey scarf to wear to school :)
me: good luck...
teacher: THAT SCARF IS NON REGULATION UNIFORM, its confascated!
friend: -_-
me: tollbar for you.
by shadow_skeleton October 3, 2011
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zero tolerance

Besides being used to describe draconian and uniform (goodbye punishment that fits the crime) policys of law enforcement and schools, zero tolerance can also refer to the war on drugs in another way.

It refers to that no drugs (though not as much towards alcohol since the alcohol companies help fund anti-drug organizations bullshit) are acceptable to be taken recreationaly. Pure abstinence over drugs. Too bad for them humans don't work that way. There have been drug users for as long as humans have known of their existence.
It doesn't know how many this is your brain on drugs commercials you air, how many people you arrest and how many civil rights you violate, people will always use and abuse drugs. Whatever the hell drug abuse means....

And people looking to sell them will always exist no matter how draconian the laws are.

Zero tolerance once again = zero intelligence
by Arm April 14, 2006
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zero tolerance

A common phrase referring all lack of being able to tolerate something. Often a policy referring to various rules to increase strictness and banish all regard for anything against the zero tolerance policy.
"Schools have a zero tolerance policy to guns, understandably, but even leather trenchcoats, pieces of a weapon, chains, certain 'threatening' perephinelia, and all sorts of other things. Pretty soon, there will be a zero tolerance policy for CLOTHES."
-me
by Dave September 23, 2004
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