special treats

A code name for sex. This word was originated by the movie "dude, where's my car?"

So, we'll go to the twins house, we'll give them their anniversary gifts...
...and then we'll apologise for trashing their house and then....
...we get our special treats.

by dogpower11 February 11, 2009

Triple Threat

The act of inserting three fingers (at the same time, not in a triangle) into someones butt. Funnier and more appalling when it is a straight male asking for it.

Hilarious. If you are asked to give, or just decide to give one. You must tell your friends. All of them.

"I gave my boyfriend the Triple Threat last night. I think it's about time we break up."

by TT4Life May 30, 2009

cocoa treats

the act of eating shit off of someone's muddy stick

i gave it to lynette in the ass the other night and she gave me a muddy stick so i made her eat the cocoa treats

by john cuddler December 11, 2004

nom threatening

A person or item that is so desirable, that it's threatening to be eaten. Can be used in a sexual manner.

Her pussy is nom threatening.

by Porna October 9, 2014

triple threat

1.(noun) a bowl packed with weed on the bottom, hashish packed in tightly then melted in so as to be absorbed by the pot, then mashed/rolled/sprinkled in kief so as to render the marijuana invisible. most tasteful
2.(verb) to rightously fuck someone up

dude1: that triple threat fucking triple threatened my brain there for an hour or so...
dude2: bro, that was like ten minutes ago.
dude3: <gurgling snore sounds>

by krispy805 September 25, 2008

Rich Chrispy Treats

Delicious, rice kripsies based snack bars created by The Richness, the fanclub of American Idols season 6 *gasp* Chris Richardson. The ingenious idea to pass these treats out to locals of the Hooters restaurant where Chris was employed pre-idol to help increase his vote potential was thought up by none other than The Richness member, Ebomb. She is the bomb.

Rich Chrispy Treats are sure to satisfy, so don't forget to vote for Chris this week!

by Marker or peen-cil? from The Richness August 24, 2007

Booty Call Threads

Typically, a Booty Call is when a man gets a late night call from a woman that wants to fuck between the hours of 12am-3am. If you are the guy, she only calls you because she knows that you won't take her out, and you have a reputation for laying pipe really well. If you are the girl, it's because you're hot and bothered, and you want your stab sack pounded on.

Well, just recently we've discovered a new breed of booty calling. It occurs in the wee hours of the morning on week nights from ass hurt posters who are begging for some attention on message boards. These men can be referred to bitches as too. They tend to get all hot and bothered by the popularity of others, and their way of crying out for attention is going on a message board crooning the name of the posters they'd like to suck or fuck.

Booty Call Threads

User: djohn2oo8: Yesterday, 02:06 AM

Title: Who else feels bad for lakaluva?

He used to have a decent case for being an effective troll, but is now obsessed with Duncan. Damn shame too, nobody is on anyone's mind like that unless they gave em' a good fuck. Bouncing pennies off men's asses was probably the tipping point for him

by lakaluva December 11, 2010