Finger with a hat

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.

He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.

by meowlnir July 17, 2018

dig finger

The finger one uses whilst wiping your backside...

“Hey bro do you dig finger or glide?”

by Sedid May 17, 2018

Pork Fingers

An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.

I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Skin Fingers

Skin Fingers, When your trying to feel your finger prints then you realise you have skin fingers.

Here is Adele with her Skin Fingers.

by Baroness Brass August 11, 2021

finger circle

Where you make the OK '👌🏼' sign and fool your friends so they look at it. If they do you get to punch them. Often perceived as having to be below the waist. Quite a popular meme as of 2017-18.

Rosie: Hey Bobbie did you drop this *makes finger circle*
Bobbie: *looks down*
Bobbie: ah fucks sake Rosie

Rosie: *punches Bobbie's shoulder*

by Big Shaq Man's Not Hot April 23, 2018

fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

by zirak September 9, 2010