Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.
by Solid Mantis November 02, 2020
The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).
"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"
or
"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"
or
"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
by virginpoledancer January 19, 2012
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018
When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013
One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.
"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."
"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."
"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
by MOOSEFUCKER November 23, 2014
by niaaaaaaaaaaaa May 23, 2011
by Nath_Light May 13, 2019