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Ralph Óene

French Actor, there is no exact date of birth known but rare interviews with the shy artists hint on him being born in the early 80s to the sound of Duran Duran´s "She´s a Maniac".
He debuted in the late 90s in french and portugese telenovelas in which he often acted as a young male with a dark, mystical side. According to many yellow press articles on his person it was him, who then decided to pioneer in the upcoming french coming out of age movie scence that focuses on ridiculous stories with a serious background, famous movies as "Meet The Lemures" feature Óene as a young lemure that has lost his parents and therefore decides to become a giraffe with all consequences that are implied. Spielberg himself, Cameron and Michael Bay have already tried to contact Òene for sequals on their famous movies like e.g. "Schindler´s List", "Titanic 3" and Transformers - Before We Were Bots (a prequel to the Transfomer Universe that will be screeened in 2018), but since the actors identity remains a mystery - he lives somewhere in the french alps - this might take time to be realised in future.
His world famous, extraordinary lifestyle has created the meme "To have an Òene", which can be loosely translated into "to take a time out for sth."
"Mom, Dad, I have decided to have an Ralph Óene since the study was so hard."

"I have decided to have Michael Jordan Ralph Óene, since his latest game performance was really weak."
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Ralph

Ralph is a tall nerd
Do you know Ralph?
Yeah that nerd!
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The Thomas Ralph

The act of having intercourse with your partner, while wearing nothing but a blue Velcro watch.
“I’m feeling frisky tonight, can we try The Thomas Ralph?”
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Ralph

A fucking badass with a gigantic cock who is ready to whip it out at any given moment. He will take your hoe and fuck her right in front of you. Do not mess with Ralph or he’ll call the mandem on you. He’s a pro gamer and will not hesitate to crush you on Mario kart for the 3DS.
Damn Ralph has such a big dick

Yo I wanna be just like Ralph one day
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Ralph boiled

When you use a cupcake pan to bake your item instead of the typical method of cooking in liquid.
Him: How did you cook your biscuits?
Me: They are Ralph boiled.
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ralph

Is a kind person, they should try to talk to someone who they talked to, in the past. They might want to talk again.
Ralph, i'm sorry.
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Ralph "the eye" C

Ralph C is a hardcore fighter, He could be found working in a town called Babylon on Strong Island. He's better known by his nickname "THE EYE" this is because he's known for bitching people out by giving them the eye. He actually forced the softest kid he worked with in the meat department to QUIT. He knows how to make his money! And being a cashier isn't his only or main way to make bread but more of a cover up as an excuses on where he makes his income! He's known for having all of his boys back and has never gave bad advise.
Ralph "the eye" C was doing throw backs when he saw a softy in the meat department grilling him like he's big, so Ralph gave this kid "THE EYE" and the kid got shook and QUIT!
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