cold press

The room under stairs

Get the jacket out of the cold press.

by leon mails March 21, 2019

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car

Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop

by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023

press fuck

To push someone up against a wall or other immovable object and proceed to roughly have sex with them.

Sharon wanted him so badly, vanilla sex wouldn't do; she wanted him to press fuck her hard against the wall.

by Redraven88 March 8, 2017

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle

Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

peach press

The female version of a teabag.

When playing halo Jeffery died so much that Amanda peach pressed his face.

by peachpressV2 February 22, 2013

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023