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tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait
Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press
by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017
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Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car
Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop
by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023
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cold press

by leon mails March 21, 2019
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Press Aikido

The act of using your competitors press announcements to drive your own positive press. Press Aikido lets you to channel your competitors press energy in promoting your product.
An example of press aikido is when a competitor does a major press push, you can post comments on all the articles on the web linking to what you want to promote. Or if your competitor openly attacks, you can use their attack to expose their weakness and delivery your positive message.
by Albondigas August 6, 2009
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clean press

Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!
by Butters29890 February 15, 2017
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Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
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Febreze Press

When a dirty article of clothing is sprayed excessively in Febreeze before it is quickly dried in a Dryer.
Mike was in a hurry so he Febreze Pressed his Favorite shirt.

Ryan's dress pants were wrinkled so instead of wasting time ironing, he Febreze Pressed them.

Originated in Hillsborough
by BIG MACC June 22, 2011
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