organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.

Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))

by bizzy63 January 29, 2012

organic-fart

a stinky fart that smells that smells like the compost!!!

maths room:
yay dub maths in the compost bin cant he stop eating cabbage
PE
yay no organic-fart smells out here!!!

by taetard March 10, 2007

organized grabass

U.S. Marine Corps term for intramural football games set up in periods of slack to keep the soldiers from having too much idle time.

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Sargeant, there's a hole between mess at 1245 and policing the grounds at 1400. How about a little organized grabass for the men?" -- "Excellent idea, Corporal. Tell Johnston and Greene to ready the football supplies.

by al-in-chgo March 22, 2011

organ grinder

A cocksucker with braces

"Hey man, what's with those scars on your dick?"
"I ran into an organ grinder at a bar last week"

by 360guy May 04, 2014

Pipe Organ

Common slang for a man's penis.

Hey baby, wanna play my pipe organ?

by Captain Dildo February 06, 2006

organic dishwasher

Used to describe a person of mexican descent.

man, that chinese place needs another organic dishwasher, the dishes are piling up.

by sometimers July 17, 2009

organic turntable

Slang term for female sexual organs. When a female masturbates it looks like she is spinning a turn table, except this time it's organic. From Dane Cook

w00t! I was walking upstairs to dictblock my friend and walked in on his 1337 spinning her organic turntable!

by di6 November 14, 2007