Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

by sam and junk March 28, 2009

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz September 4, 2005

Loafing Around

What pokemon do when they're too bad ass for their trainer

Samson is loafing around

by onlineidiot1994 January 24, 2010

brown loaf

The act of sucking shit from a girls anus (therefore in the form of a loaf of bread) then spitting it back in her face.

While C-rizzle performed a brown loaf on magic (the dog), she bit his wiener.

by Chris Reigle August 7, 2007

Dirty Loaf

The act of offering someone a sandwhich and instead of using butter use the piece makers own ejaculate

I made my mum a sandwhich last night from that dirty loaf

by BeastaaH January 9, 2011

douche loaf

More than just a slice of douche.

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.

by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010

birthing a loaf

Taking a MASSIVE dump.

Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.

by Dextiu May 11, 2014