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Holiday fucker

These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.
Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?
by GameMech April 8, 2021
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Holiday Waterbugs

A moment where people are being overdramatic and haters and the need for oversized sunglasses is needed. This occurs during the holidays especially.
Dumb Girl 1: Did you see Jenny get that awesome dress and makeup for Christmas?
Dumb Girl 2: Yeah , I'm sooooooo Jelly
Jenny: Hold on. let me get my Holiday Waterbugs
by ThatWeirdGirl December 30, 2013
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Holiday Homeworks

Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.

Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...

X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
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holiday screw

When a couple dress up as Mr and Mrs Claus and fuck with Christmas music playing.

Also an original alcoholic drink made by Emma Cline Phillips.
Yo, last Kwanza by girlfriend and I Holiday Screwed to Frank Sinatra.
by Silverfox95 December 11, 2017
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holiday orphan

A holiday orphan is someone who is forced to spend a holiday alone because they have no immediate family living in the same city or state where they live.
I am a holiday orphan forced to spend this Thanksgiving and Christmas alone because I live in North Carolina all of my family resides back in Wisconsin.
by C Tasch November 24, 2022
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Drinking Holiday

A holiday that is celebrated for only one purpose: To drink.
Person 1: Your Irish why are you celebrating Cinco de Mayo?

Person 2: BECAUSE IT'S A DRINKING HOLIDAY! *chugs down a Guiness*
by Mr. PandaBear May 30, 2011
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holiday postal

When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.
If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!
by TyAdalyn September 25, 2010
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