holiday-spammer

A holiday-spammer is a person who sends a mass holiday greeting text/email/or post to all of his or her friends on holiday's such as Christmas and New Years.

Most holiday-spammers are those friends you never hear from except on these occasions.

Every Christmas I received my phone is spammed with holiday greetings from my friends I hardly talk too, they are such holiday-spammers.

by GrammerNoGood December 28, 2011

Thug Holiday

Thug Holiday is a Holiday designated for thug’s or a thug . A day to celebrate the death of your dead homies. On August 1st

Hey , you celebrating thug holiday ?

Tell thug i said happy birthday !

by Highlander02 July 18, 2019

Holiday tip

The dreaded tip expectation that comes during the Christmas holiday season and is expected by every service provider, from the mailman to the hair stylist. Confusion abounds on who is actually worthy of this extra tip, how much, and when the cut off date is. More specifically, there is a magical day in December (before Christmas) when there is an understanding that it’s the usual tip and one hasn’t crossed the threshold of holiday tipping. Generally thought to be December 15th.

Jimmy raced to the barber to get his haircut on December 15th, knowing that the holiday tip expectation was upon him.

by Grant Rampus December 10, 2019

Holiday Entry

holiday entry (noun, or verb): when a woman (usually an ex) tries to renter your life by texting you “happy birthday”, or “happy (insert holiday)” as an excuse to get back to texting u, in hopes of having another chance with

Kirin: “My ex bitch just “happy birthday’d” into talking to me again
Will: “Don’t fall for the Holiday Entry. It’s a move these bitches like to use”
Kirin: “Good looks man thanks for letting me know. Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”

by GawkityGawk April 17, 2022

holiday postal

When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.

If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!

by TyAdalyn September 25, 2010

Holiday Hotfinger

A spicy interaction between ones finger covered in either chile or hot cheeto dust, and another's anus. Usually ends in ultimate sexual pleasure

Susie please my darling dearest, would you mind giving me the holiday hotfinger tonight?

by Spicy Cock Bro September 22, 2019

Holiday fucker

These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.

Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?

by GameMech April 8, 2021