roofers holiday

looks like its a roofers holiday tommorow wanna go out and drink tonight?

by riderx July 31, 2008

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Holiday fucker

These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.

Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?

by GameMech April 08, 2021

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Holiday Steamroller

The action of which intails shitting one ones chest during/after sexual intercorse. Most find this practice crued and unruley. However, paired with a "Dutch oven" it can make for one shitty experience.

"Hey baby, what are your thoughts on a holiday steamroller?"

by Superdave🍺 December 16, 2013

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Holiday Hijacker

(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.

Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....

by New_Uzer January 02, 2019

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hotdog holidays

Is a street corner hotdog stand located in pine county minn run by some fatman and his 2 gay lovers every year during the town's Quarry Days festival gay lovers gater round this hotdog stand happier than ever and call it hotdog holidays

Dam this fat man damaged my rim badly this hotdog holidays

by camping buddy June 12, 2017

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