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one eyed purple yogurt slinger

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.
by Rhyno February 13, 2004
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purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
by Biscuits July 3, 2006
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Slinger

A Slinger is characterized by a love of freedom and flexibility, outside the strict, societal confines of long-term cable contracts and high monthly bills. When looking to kick back and be comfortable, a Slinger partakes in the activity known as Slinging. Slinging can occur at home with a significant other, or in a community of like-minded Slinging
enthusiasts at what’s known colloquially as a “Slingers Party.”
"Hey man, you know your friend Stacy...do you think she's a Slinger?"

"Yeah, she hates commitment and paying too much for cable. She's been Slinging since 2015."
by hyers May 8, 2018
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swinge

1. tr.v. to punch (someone).

2. tr.v. to beat (someone) up.

3. tr.v. to give a beating to; to thrash.

4. intr.v. & tr.v. variant of swinze, "to hum a tune". Probably not the same word as those above.
1. He swinged me in the knob.

2. The bullies were swinging kids in the playground.

3. Their ship was swinged against the waves.

4. She was swinzing the "Shrek" theme song.
by kadatz June 7, 2010
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ScrewFace Stinger Splash

Mouth stabbing until the point of regurgitation. Once regurgitation is achieved the man collects the regurge form off off his phallaginal region an proceeds to smack and reinsert regurge back into the oral cavity of mouth stabbee.
Repeat process until desired regurges have been achieved.
Did you get on the ropes and in all the corners?
I DID give Monica one helleva screwface stinger splash!
by Pregnant People July 5, 2010
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stinger

when a man gets sexual aroused
dude you got a stinger
by Stevie mcgreevey January 26, 2011
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mississippi stinger

when you are 69ing a girl and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her ass.
i didn't know what to do with my chaw, so I gave her a mississippi stinger.
by butters December 6, 2004
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