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African sleeper hold

When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.

This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.
Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!

Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!

Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!
by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
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sleeper hold

The woman pushes in on the prostate (from the taint region) while performing oral sex until the man ejaculates. The man then eats a handful of Twizzlers and passes out.
Liz and I were going at it last night, then she put me in the sleeper hold and I didn't wake up until noon.
by Sarge Ent March 29, 2010
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Sleepers Creepers

a person that will creep into your bed at the middle of the night, such as to cuddle with you or try and commit sexual acts upon you.
Donna is such a sleepers creepers, she came into my bed to try and sleep with me!

my new cat is such a sleepers creepers, he'll sleep with me for comfort
by M. Reckless March 2, 2009
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sleeper troll

A sleeper troll is one who has infiltrated into the target online community and 'gone to sleep', sometimes for many months even years.

Often times the sleeper troll may appear to be in general agreement and in group solidarity of belief or sentiment with the targeted online community.

It is usually only after the targeted online community has suffered some form of set back or upset that the sleeper troll shows it's true idenity as a troll pouncing on the opportunity with the intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

Troll operatives can be used in varied forms. Hidding behind internet pseudonyms, a troll could be someone employed by political operatives, attorneys in civil letigations, civil rights cases, workers compensation cases, social security case, etc.

A common practice of the troll is the 'gaslighting' technigue:
Gaslighting is a form of intimidation or psychological abuse in which false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory and perception.
Sleeper trolls pretend to be part of an online community and in time show their true idenity as a troll by disrupting the community.
by Abernathy Whistleblower January 24, 2010
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seepered

Yo last night i was at the fair and i seepered a camel.
by pdaya April 28, 2010
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Sleeper profile

A profile created on a social networking site to lurk/troll people without fear of being blocked.
Sean and Buttram created sleeper profiles so they wouldn't get blocked anymore.
by goddamnbuttram February 22, 2011
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sleeper's remorse

When one decides to sleep in rather than get up to attend a planned event. Therefore, waking up later and wishing one had gotten up on time.
"Haley, get up. Last day to go Christmas shopping." Haley: "I'm too tired." Hours later Haley wakes up with sleeper's remorse whining because she didn't get to go shopping.
by TeachKMI December 25, 2013
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