Canoli Sucker

pertaining to a young, Italian female who has the lung capacity of Michael Phelps and DSL of Angelina Jolie, who can suck a soft ball through a water hose.

Douche Guido: "Hey did you hook up with any girls at that party the other night?"

Alpha Guido: "yea chief, that party was full of Canoli Suckers."

by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009

pickle sucker

a person who tries to be cool. PIckle sucking is lame

That girl (trying to dance) is such a pickle sucker

by snooki the original-not really November 2, 2010

Zucker Sucker

Someone who spends practically all their time on Facebook. (Originating from the name of Facebook's founder: Mark Zuckerberg)

Guy 1: "Are you still on Facebook?!"
Guy 2: "Just gotta refresh the page.."
Guy 3: "Oh dear, another Zucker Sucker"

by TheSkysFalling October 14, 2010

sucker fucker

A sucker fucker is someone who sucks up to a girl that they want to fuck

Tom is a sucker fucker to jillian

by RIX02 November 29, 2017

Biden Sucker

Some dumbass who won't shut up about Joe Biden winning the 2020 Election and they continue to be annoying.

"Bro ever since the election, Tom has been such a Biden Sucker

by Hamborgar December 21, 2020

Buc sucker

loyal, die-hard Tampa Bay Buccaners fan

He thinks the Bucs are going to the Super Bowl, and bought season tickets .... again. What a Buc sucker!

by Xamayka September 30, 2007

scrotum-sucker

A scrotum-sucker is a person who is currently applying his/her mouth to another person's (usually male) testicles, more commonly known as "balls", "family" or "treasure" or such a person who is apt to this and frequently does so. Can also be used for a person who as only done this once, though probably only in a community where scrotum-sucking is not accepted or tolerated.

"You scrotum-sucker!"

"I hear you have a new job."
"Sure."
"What is it?"
"I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."

by Quentin January 25, 2004