by Don Riley December 9, 2002
Get the Shitzer mug.When your girlfriend has been spending quality time with you, she may enter a state of euphoria,contentment and clumsiness only previously witnessed in Kuala bears. The vagaries of such a frame of mind include the following:
Scenario 1)
Farting whilst engaged in public speaking, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "She awl skitzy and shit"
Scenario 2)
The occasional fanny fart when bed surfing, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "Boo you got skitzy"
Scenario 3)
Talking utter bollocks that only she understands, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "Babe you switched on awl skitzy again, flick it off and make sense god dam it"
Scenario 4)
Attempting to flick a ciggarette out of a packet in a pre-smoke manouvre that others close by would find immpressive, but instead flicking too hard, and as a result firing that stacked 20 deck across the room taking out your boyfriends nose, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "you broke broke my nose you skitzy bitch!"
Farting whilst engaged in public speaking, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "She awl skitzy and shit"
Scenario 2)
The occasional fanny fart when bed surfing, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "Boo you got skitzy"
Scenario 3)
Talking utter bollocks that only she understands, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "Babe you switched on awl skitzy again, flick it off and make sense god dam it"
Scenario 4)
Attempting to flick a ciggarette out of a packet in a pre-smoke manouvre that others close by would find immpressive, but instead flicking too hard, and as a result firing that stacked 20 deck across the room taking out your boyfriends nose, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "you broke broke my nose you skitzy bitch!"
by Urban lover April 28, 2009
Get the Skitzy mug.bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise
by blinkin_the light November 22, 2011
Get the snitzel bar mug.When one becomes idiot to the point they amuse themself by fixing objects such as a lamp . . That are not even broken until they get thru skitzing on it . They just became a skitzerfuck.
by jillygirljill December 21, 2016
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Get the Shitzel mug.A common disease widespread throughout Area 51 due to the aliens giving the poop dealers poop and is spread while others touching poop. (common) 500,000 U.S cases per year. This disease is treatable by eating coke and mentos (usually takes 666 days to heal).
He went to the poop dealer and received Shitzteritus from eating Bhocalate bhip bookies when the poop dealer touched them.
by Ballflapcrap September 8, 2019
Get the Shitzteritus mug.Person 1: "ACCH! DIESER BLEISTIFTSPITZE IS SPITZ!"
(OUCH! THAT PENCIL TIP IS POINTY!)
Person 2: "Was hast du erwartet?"
(What did you expect?)
(OUCH! THAT PENCIL TIP IS POINTY!)
Person 2: "Was hast du erwartet?"
(What did you expect?)
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