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Steven

Despite his rocking hot bod Steven is an absolute incel. He beats women and kids. He spits on puppies and stomps on kittens. And he’s a living fucking nick cage of the human population. Statistics have also shown that the most Stevens also have micropenises out of any other name. He’s great at being being a cumslurper and knows how to please a man with his 16 fingers because he’s a fucking deformed plague on the human race. He is the least favorite wank sock.
Why is every shitty pornstar always named Steven?

I fucking hate Steven so much.

God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??

I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.
by GUIpasta February 1, 2019
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steven

i wish i was steven
by trhhhf September 20, 2018
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steven

Steven is a myth a legend
by TheGOAT28_ August 31, 2018
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Steven

A fuck fag that eats dick and won't have a life. He will be rich and pay girls to blow him. He is lonely and will die from AIDS from fucking a monkey. By the way he is white and chubby with a little dick.
Steven is gay and Fagalishes
by Kinkxsavage November 30, 2017
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Steven

A man who is not known by his peers. Usually is used as a food supplier by girls and is non-existent.
Damn Steven, another food digger got you?
Who is Steven?
by helloo12312341231251 November 26, 2017
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Steven

Omg!!! He's steven
by abzejxz October 20, 2018
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Steven

Fat fucking whale that will eat all the twinkies in your house.
John: Did you see Steven today?
Derrick: Of course I did how couldn’t you? He’s the size of fucking Russia!
by Mclovinit2001brotha May 21, 2019
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