Alijah STD

The STD’s possessed by Alijah Wood (gonorrhea and Chlamydia that he passed around to over a dozen men and several girls at Texas Christian University

Alijah STD patient - bro did you get tested yet?

Any TCU kid - tested for what?

Alijah STD patient - haven’t you heard?! Alijah gave 14 ppl the Alijah STD..

by Alijahpatient December 15, 2022

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STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 March 18, 2014

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Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.

We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.

by questionable zebra November 12, 2020

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std syndrome

STD Syndrome, stands for 'Suck That D!ck Syndrome' . Basically when you want to talk to someone and they decline by saying you have STD Syndrome, aka you a hoe! and I might end up sucking your dick..

A- Lets facetime.
B- Hell no! You got STD Syndrome! I don't wanna catch that shit.

by holyhannn January 05, 2017

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