No Squirt September 

The female version of No Nut November, but it's in September

Hey, are you going to participate in No Squirt September?
Oh my god, No Squirt November sucks.

No Squirt September by Spicy McBoii November 6, 2017

Oompa Squirt 

when an Oompa Loompa is a little bit clogged up, so one must anally punish them til the point that they shit cum and poo at the same time.

“Wow Jimmy, that was quite the Oompa Squirt right there, how’d you get so good at it?”

Oompa Squirt by HorseCock69 April 16, 2019

Taco Bell Squirt Gun

When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.

I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.

Taco Bell Squirt Gun by Kerplah July 8, 2014

take a squirt 

to urinate or take a piss

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt

take a squirt by ssssifu January 19, 2011

rectal squirt 

Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.

"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.

rectal squirt by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006

Scissor Squirt 

When one girl squirts directly into another girls vagina. It is called a scissor squirt because it requires the women to be in a scissor position.

I was eating out my girlfriend yesterday, and she said it felt so good that she was going to squirt, so we got in the scissor position and she scissor squirted into my cunt.

Scissor Squirt by heartsvag March 29, 2010

Squirtle Squirt

A phrase you say when on the brink of a squirting orgasm.

"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."

Squirtle Squirt by devindeannadretimrachaelbrooke January 14, 2015