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spooge-asaurus

Always male, this species is unable to control or hold his ejaculation until the appropriate time. Most commonly spotting on college campuses, while hooking up with an extremely hot girl who is, typically, way out of his league. The experience can be quite traumatizing for all parties involved, especially the woman who is usually not impressed at a)being prematurly spooged on, and b)having to wash her sheets immediately after the fact.
The spooge-asaurus left a fossil in michelle's bed!
by mac n fode August 9, 2006
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Spooge

When your vagina or butthole spits out a greasy liquid for no reason
Sorry for last night, I just kept on releasing my spooge everywhere
by Dr. pseudonym October 23, 2012
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SPOOGE

HE PULLED HIS COCK OUT OF HER ASS AND SHE SPOOGED
by MAVADO KILLS February 5, 2009
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Spooey

Verb, to spooey, i spooey'd my bread stick. or i spooey'd my crackers and cheese, fondue is a comparative to spooey.
last night, i have a savory spooey. i was spooeying my vegetables and ranch dip.
by anti-BBG January 8, 2010
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spooge

Don't leave us... you dont want your son to be a spooge do you?

He was but a lonely spooge from a broken home.

Fuck you, you flaming spooge!
by Jonny Ca$h May 9, 2010
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Spooge. 1. The oozing blorp coming out of an ass that is not cum or turd. Only attained when the backdoor love nest is violated. First coined in Arlington VA by a brother who had come home to find two little bears in his bed.After their eviction he tucked in for a good nights sleep and stuck his hand in spooge. He's never been right since.
Its a funny color-a mixture of cumcream bloodred and a touch of brownius capiusturd-which has already lent itself to a new palette of colors-kind of spoogy." Ilay back sedated,sated and satisfied, but was soon horrified by the spooge dripping from her ass.Oh No!-It was Mom"s bed!
by The Bogey January 11, 2009
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Marijuana bong residue after the water evaporates
If you clean my bong, you can have the spooge to smoke.
by gaknoid April 7, 2009
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