sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

by bleezy baby July 23, 2009

spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead

Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?

by Hood Spokesman April 29, 2014

Sponge Knob Bare Spanks

The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.

'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'

by Little luxuries April 18, 2015

SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016

spongbob squarpants

Spongbob squarpants is a cute little sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongbob squarpants

by kiwi and lilac May 27, 2017

Sponge

1. someone who eats all your food, smokes all your weed, and takes all your shit.

Man, bailey is a total fucking sponge.

by Iifetime September 27, 2017

Spongdidiliociousness

That feeling when your microwave explodes and destroys your house and your cocaine stash, but then you realise your ex wife's brother's North Korean propaganda posters are there along with his tide pods and his anime stash.

Sean Fornite is cancer

Simón First time experiencing spongdidiliociousness ey???

Sean Please get out my toilet

by Ѫ June 10, 2018