Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.

Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.

by Blastdoors February 19, 2011

Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

splatt

a splatt is carl sayles word for a vagina it originates from liverpool and generally is a crude attempt to make girls laugh for example " get your splatt out girl"

(fanny) (twat) (get your splatt out girl)

by csayle June 30, 2009

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

Meow Splatter

(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.

I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.

by cat punters September 25, 2010

Slatty-Patty

Travis Scott had a McDonald's meal called the "Travis Scott meal". When you get that you get a Travi Patty. #slat plus Travi Patty = Slatty Patty

"Omg lemme get that Slatty-Patty and rub it on my bussy" #cactusslattpattypusspuss

by Pussy__Destroyer690 September 2, 2021