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skank splash

When a girl gets mad at someone and feels the urge to throw her drink at the offender
Girl: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Guy: "Kind of..."
Girl: "PIG!!!"
(Skank splash)
by Sexy Dracula May 19, 2014
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Flag Splash

A paving slab that moves when you step on it causing dirty water to shoot up your leg
My trouser leg is soaked from flag splash this morning
by Ail14 June 15, 2022
mugGet the Flag Splashmug.

Swamp Splash

Swampsplash, The act of fornicating with a woman whose cooter is so gaping that fucking her produces a sound similar to a fat guy belly flopping in a stagnant thick swamp pool
Listening from the other room it sounded like a Swamp Splash
by Rayne6669 June 3, 2016
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Subway Splash

A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.
If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.
by TheSein September 13, 2011
mugGet the Subway Splashmug.

Toilet Splash

When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.
Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Splashmug.

The Splash Back

When you are doing your business and stand to close to the urinal and a splash of urine gets on your clothes.
Don't stand to close to the urinal or you will get The Splash Back and stain your white shorts.
by dirtysheets May 6, 2009
mugGet the The Splash Backmug.

splash cakes

Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.
Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
mugGet the splash cakesmug.

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