spaff

Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.

hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!

by d to a the to the n-n-y December 13, 2008

Spaff

to hump, grope, rub on, fuck, excite, which usually ends in a sburro (see sburro)

We SPAFFED the pecora and puzzolente all night

eh Shmeeka so drunk she's topless..."SPAFFF!!!"

We don't go to the mall we dont go out to eat, all that we ever do is SPAFF in the sheets...

What do you do with any chick whos not girlfriend material, but has tits and an ass??? SPAFFFFFFFF!!!

by Master Cazzo April 18, 2008

splafe

What bob smoked

Song:Take it easy "scuse me while i light my splafe, oh god i gotta take~ a lift"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

splaff

When a male cums on a woman

"I Splaffed all over that girl i slept with last night"

by Barry Sharp December 23, 2002

splack

A term used for fake gangsta wannabes who think they can dance. The term splack my only be used if: they are dancing like spasdics; put on fake gangsta accents and come from england (mainly london); and use words such as 'blood', 'bro' and 'respect'.

"Have you seen that splack on youtube? He's dancing like a right spasdic"

by Nathan the great!!! March 6, 2008

spafe

A cross between a spade and a knife; a sharp spade

Just pass my spafe and I shall dig my way to the goblin realm!

by nN January 14, 2005

Slafailing

slacking and failing at the same time

Boris is slafailing largecore

by caitlinmoore October 2, 2008