spitefuck

when you shag your ex's best mate, close friend, or sibling to get back at them.

"My ex boyfriend is shagging your ex girlfriend. How dare he! Those sort of people are out of bounds! we should probably fuck?" "spitefuck hey?"

by grape peach cherrie September 24, 2009

shitebag

A wee feartie or scaredycat. Usually in reference to one's avoidance of excessive drug consumption, avoidance of excessive drinking and altercations involving taxi-drivers.

-How come yer no drinkin' the aftershocks the night then?
-Ah joost don't feel like it.
-Shitebag

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

Spitetomatoes

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"

by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005

SBITE

an acronym for- shoot(fuck) the bitch in the eye... founded in Kingston, NY and inspired by Leroy Fist. It's a form of punishment to bitchy hoes.

"the bitch was pissing me off so i invented the sbite and sbited the shit out of her... now she only sees in 2d- i think i taught her a lesson" - Leroy Fist

by niggaajames February 4, 2009

Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

White Shite

Another name for cheap cider involving the word white in it's name. For example White Lightning or White Ace. The real tramps drink that makes you urge when you drink it.

I'm running up the shop to get a bottle of the white shite.

by Ryz April 25, 2006

shitem

A term used by law enforcement on the east coast to describe criminals. May be spelled "shitim" "shitum"

Look at all the shitems clockin' on the corner today. Our holding cells are filled with shitems.

by Frank Castle July 3, 2006