Saint Alecsgiving Day

Saint Alecsgiving Day is the 42nd day in the month of Spetember. It is the day we all gather around an excellent meal of appetizers and sing traditional mandolin tunes to remember the feats of the pilgrims and the first winter after their dirigible touched down in 1492.

If the pilgrims had landed in Hawaii, we would never have been able to celebrate Saint Alecsgiving Day!

by perseus287 May 16, 2011

Saint Johns River Community College

Place where you lose your soul. Forever.

Saint Johns River Community College

by Meowcat1234 October 3, 2011

shintermission

When you take a dump, finish and leave the bathroom, only to be back in the bathroom within 15 minutes for the second round. That short break between dumps is a shintermission.

Dude One: Now where is he? I saw him come back from the can, but I cannot find him.
Dude Two: He's back in the can again. You saw him during the shintermission.
Dude One: That's what can happen when you down two 28 ounce steaks.

by Coosey Junt May 14, 2016

Saint Paul of the Cross

a tiny ass school in Park Ridge, Illinois. You’re lucky if your parents let you leave. While the uniforms aren’t actually that bad, the kids are terrible, prissy little brats, that think they’re the shit when everyone really hates them.

Bob: What school do you go to?
Janice: Saint Paul of the Cross
Bob: Oh, you’re one of THOSE kids...

by spc kid October 7, 2019

Saint Joan of Arc School

Just your average shitty school that wants us to fail our GCSEs because of their untrained teachers. Not to mention they want all the girls to look like nuns and the boys to look like priests. You may find a tiny lady with a lesbian haircut who goes around acting like she runs the school with her purple cards. One phrase you may hear alot "tie your hair up" or even "roll that skirt down." You may find that causal bald gay music teacher who also thinks he runs the school, lowkey looks like he has scoliosis. He doesn't like it when you speak and may come across the occasional voice crack when shouting at us. Finally the bald geography teacher who doesn't really teach but stands at the canteen door shouting at everyone to unzip their jackets or you have to carry them. Also we have gone from baskets to trays and our school is completely broke.

Slag 1: "What shitty school is that"
Slag2: "thats Saint Joan of Arc School"

by HeadsOrTails January 29, 2020

Saint Pierre and Miqueloning

The act of visiting a small and insignificant island that is usually not a popular tourist destination

The documentary team went to Tristin da Cunha. They Saint Pierre and Miqueloned in order to film footage of the mountain view for their upcoming release. The film crew that was Saint Pierre and Miqueloning died in a fire that killed them very slowly and painfully.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries February 2, 2021

Saint Lil Asius

A saint from the 17th Century who was famed for having an obessions with the Lady Jennie of the House of Kim. He wrote world-renowned hymns such as “Lady Jennie is the Fairest of all the Kims” and “Corona Plague dissertation”. He also covered many popular songs of the time. He was also part of the Force of the Indies until he was kicked due to discord among members.

Person 1: Doth thou recall Saint Lil Asius
Person 2: Aye, His fair hymns echo in my ear

by Saint Barack Obama January 11, 2022