sphilter

A shit-fart separator.

My cossey became red and inflamed when my sphilter failed to keep the shit in my ass.

by Kathy K Walker & Sarah Shogren October 14, 2008

sphincterite

A highly concentrated brown rock found between ones ass cheaks. The rock is caused by poo particles buildingup overtime to form a rock like substance.

ow! someone hit mein the face with a sphincterite!

by poo 2 stink ratio July 28, 2003

sphincterlicious

The act of being rear-ended (anal sex) that is so satisfying it makes the receiver scream.

Man, he fucked me so good it was sphincterlicious.

by Mike_c01 March 6, 2011

Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.

Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011

Sphinctish

Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.

DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"

Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."

by Jackson 5 9898 December 7, 2012

sphincterized

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.

Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.

by Noir September 6, 2005

sphinct

The feeling of an expanded anus after a large discharge of waste has been released from the body

Rupert- Oh man I just took a huge dump.
Francis- Wow dude you are so sphinct right now.

by Ira Auberg July 3, 2008