dark sodas

Sodas that aren't based off of a fruit or fruit flavor. Dark sodas will also (obviously) be a dark color.

Dude #1: Hey man, you want some Crush, Sprite, or Squirt? I got strawberry, grape, and orange.

Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?

by mischeviousMercenary August 11, 2012

Soda air

The small distance between your mouth and the soda and you're like ready for the drink to hit ya mouth but all you get is soda air and a huge cough

I just chocked on my soda air

by Big furry penis March 4, 2019

Soda Chest

The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.

Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."

by xBigg_Mike February 23, 2019

soda pile

A pile of empty, crushed up beers. First used in the skate film Soda Pile (2018).

Damn, I hope the cops don't see that soda pile.
Damn skate kids left this soda pile here and now I got to clean it up.

by strobeck June 1, 2018

soda belly

a man's fat stomach caused by excessive consumption of soda.

"My Fata** boyfriend has the most... unique... soda belly

by 27SMIS October 8, 2020

vodka sodaing

The act of only drink vodka soda throughout the night.

Are you vodka sodaing tonight?

by dr alley February 8, 2020

Soda Jerk

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."

Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.

by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020