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Snow Crash

A. An interpretation of sound, a pattern, image or code that you’re exposed to so frequently that on certain occasions you immediately see/hear the sound, pattern, image or code subconsciously when exposed to and continue to see or hear it whether it’s existent or nonexistent. Very similar to Pareidolia.

C. “Snow Crash” is a science-fiction/cyber punk novel by Neal Stephenson.
Example 1 -

Guy 1: “That cloud in the sky is shaped like a dog!”

Guy 2: “Dude, every day you’ve been watching too many dog videos....holy shit you’re right it is a dog! I think you just got snow crashed.”

Example 2 -

“The hacker has been exposed to programming so much that he immediately saw the system flaw when he glanced at the machine code.”
by /NickSavage May 30, 2018
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Virgin snow

That one patch of beautiful pure white snow untouched by the man and nature.
"The beautiful patch of virgin snow was peacefully lying there undisturbed. Then some hobo pee'd on it."

Bob- "Dude! Let's go impregnate that virgin snow!"
by Thatguywhowearspants March 1, 2011
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Alaskan Snow Blower

While getting a blowjob the man sprinkles cocaine on the pubic hair region so his partner can snort cocaine
I gave that bitch an alaskan snow blower last night what a coke whore
by apricotalan May 13, 2010
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scowling

1. To look at someone with a wierdly angry face.

2. To punish someone.
"I wonder why that hot chick's alway scowling in a corner".

"Dad scowled me last night for just a little pity sex".
by Seemen January 11, 2009
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snow manther

A manther, thus being a male version of a cougar, that has aged to the point of obtaining a snowy white coat. This covering allows the snow manther to disguise easily when in search of much, much younger prey. The snow manther has an evolutionary advantage when stalking prey in winter.
That Bob Barker is such a snow manther!

I was kind of turned on by that snow manther until he shit himself and his dentures fell out.
by Tony Perkis September 8, 2009
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Snorlax

A Normal type Pokemon that looks like a sleeping panda that just eats and sleeps. In the Kanto region, its sleeping body will prevent you from going to certain areas and can only be awoken by a Pokeflute that you get from Mr. Fuji after saving him from Team Rocket in the Pokemon Tower at Lavender Town.

If you get one in a Wonder Trade, expect it to be named "YourMom" with a Burn Heal.
Snorlax weighs 1,014 lbs and is around. It can have the ability Thick Fat (Recieves 1/2x damage from Fire and Ice type moves) or Immunity (Cannot be poisoned)
Most people will call others "Snorlax" which means a morbidly obese person.
Trainer 1: I was trying to get to Fuchsia City but a sleeping Pokemon is in the way.
Trainer 2: Oh, you mean that Snorlax? I hope it moves out of the way someday. I want to get my Fog Badge.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
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Winking Snorlax

The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.

It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"

Terry - "Swag"
by twizzlaaaaaaa January 1, 2012
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