Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.

"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"

by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024

Alabama snow plow

When you’re balls deep in your cousin, you shove your face into a mountain of cocaine, lick your thumb, scream “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” and jam a boofer right in your own asshole

So, I was smashing my cousin Shelly, and I hit myself with the Alabama snow plow. A little razzle dazzle for the camera.

by The great BK January 11, 2025

Alabama Snow Plow

When 3 or more relatives have group sex, then unload on there cousin.

We ran an Alabama Snow Plow on Jenny last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

Alabama Snow Plow

When you fuck your cousin from behind well also holding her up like a wheelbarrow and pushing her around.

I gave my cousin Jenny Alabama Snow Plow last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

Alabama snow plow

When a man ( genetically male ) chops a line of coke up nice along his erect penis and then penetrates it deeply into his cousins ( genetically male or female) ass.

Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.

by Victim Avenger January 13, 2025

Northwest snowblower

When you're fucking in a parking lot during a snowstorm and she slides across the pavement while you are pounding her for all you've got

I saw Jesse giving Stacy a Northwest snowblower at 2 :30 in the morning on January 3rd

by Ricky sagecak February 7, 2025

Saskatchewan Snowblower

The act of wraping your lips around anothers nose and forcing air from your lungs into their nose causing a horible growling noise, as if one was throttling a snowblower through powder snow, usualy disguised as a kiss.

Mark: Lets kiss!
Linda: If you give me another Saskatchewan Snowblower you are dead to me.
Mark: nevermind...

by litle puss March 21, 2025